Blog For Free!
Archives
Home
2005 February
2005 January
2004 December
2004 November
2004 September
2004 August
2004 July
2004 June
2004 May
2004 April
2004 March
2003 December
My Links
Annakey's Blog
Dumbblonde's Blog
Grigori777's Blog
Sillygrrl3's Blog
Sandy545's Blog
Silentfear's Blog
Sillygrrl3's Blog
Nickieee's Blog
Krazedone's Blog
Mandapanda478's Blog
Kate0226's Blog
Sugaplumbear's Blog
Defiantheart02's Blog
Niklinb's Blog
Monica08's Blog
Toopink's Blog
Spaghetti's Blog
Namo's Blog
Wenkgirl's Blog
Pinkycatie's Blog
Princessperky's Blog
Nickieee's Blog
Nickieee's Blog
Azngurl's Blog
Jess1ca's Blog
Pinkiey's Blog
Barbiedoll's Blog
Princessmira's Blog
Sarroyah's Blog
Jessie's Blog
Dangerkitty's Blog
Blondesenior04's Blog
Dreamprincess's Blog
Dreamprincess's Blog
Fid0709's Blog
Seer's Blog
Vaingal's Blog
Rose61's Blog
Rinz10's Blog
Iman's Blog
tBlog
My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images
Sponsored
Blog
|
| OK, here goes nothin......................... |
| 03.27.04 (10:55 am) [edit] |
Hello everybody !!!
Havin a nice time i hope.
Well, today i am NOT goin to post another joke or riddle as b4, but today i am gonna post this small...............i donno wat, can't call it a poem!!
I just started rappin, or hummin these words, on my way to the bakery store, down the lane!!
I seriously donno how i thought of e'm, but they just kept on ............ commin!!
So i thought i should share this stupid little poem with ya'll............................
I wanna do somethin,
i donno wat ?
I wanna love someone,
i donno who ?
I wanna be somewhere,
i donnno where ?
I want her love,
i donno when ?
I want an answer,
i donno why ?
I wanna care,
i donno how ?
I wanna know myself,
and thats all that matters now.........................................
Thats it!!
I know it is not somethin so KOOL or somethin but.......................................... it's ok.
So please let me know whether u'll liked it or disliked it, or thought that it was F**ked up, or totaly screwed, or totaly awesome, grewsome, or watever u comment!!
ALL COMMENTS R WELCOMED!!!!!! :wink: :arrow: :lol:
|
|
|
| |
| A New Worm on da LOSE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 03.25.04 (10:44 am) [edit] |
What is W32/Mydoom@MM and how do I protect against the worm?
1. What is the W32/Mydoom@MM virus?
A fast-spreading, self-replicating mass-mailing worm that arrives as an email attachment (with extensions like .exe, .pif, .cmd or .scr), often in a ZIP archive. Mydoom is also known as "Novarg".
2. What are the subject lines commonly associated with Mydoom?
Mydoom can randomly generate subject lines, but some common examples include "Mail Transaction Failed," "test" and "error."
3. What does Mydoom do?
When run, Mydoom infects the host computer, then rapidly emails itself to email addresses it steals or randomly generates-spoofing (faking) the "From: Field". Caution: Infected emails can come from someone you know.
4. Why is Mydoom dangerous?
Besides spreading infections and flooding email servers worldwide, Mydoom leaves a dangerous remote-access backdoor on an infected PC.
By accessing vulnerable or open communication ports, this may allow hackers to steal personal information (log-ins, credit card information) or remotely control a system (e.g., to launch spam attacks).
5. How do you know if you've been infected?
Once a PC is infected, Notepad opens and is filled with nonsense characters.
Existence of the files and registry entry listed on the Virus Profile page.
6. What is the best defense against worms like Mydoom?
Install McAfee VirusScan. Then update its anti-virus protection with the latest virus definitions, which can spot and remove Mydoom infections.
Install McAfee Personal Firewall Plus. A firewall helps make your PC invisible online, stopping both malicious inbound and outbound communication.
Together, McAfee VirusScan and McAfee Personal Firewall Plus provide multi-layered protection for your system against high outbreak threats like Mydoom.
7. How widespread is the Mydoom attack?
"It's spreading at an incredibly fast rate," said Vincent Gullotto, vice president of Network Associates' McAfee antivirus emergency response team (AVERT). "I suspect we'll see into the hundreds of thousands of machines affected."
Source: www.vmyths.com
:arrow:
Did u encounter this worm?
Let others know............................ :arrow: :arrow: :!:
|
|
|
| |
| Retired Marine |
| 03.24.04 (12:23 am) [edit] |
[i][u]Retired Marine [/u][/i]
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of years."
"I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?"
The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles."
The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am."
"Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any special treatment just because of my disability."
The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."
:wink: :wink: :wink:
|
|
|
| |
| The Praying Parrot |
| 03.21.04 (12:48 pm) [edit] |
[i][u]The Praying Parrot [/u][/i]
A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male parrot. The woman was very proud of her parrot because it would sit in the bottom of its cage, cross its wings, and pray. She was also a devout church goer and would often brag to the congregation about her faithful parrot.
One day the women was boasting about her parrot's prayers. An older gentleman was simply amazed by this. ''I have a female parrot and she's just terrible. My son raised her and all she does is curse. She's the most foul mouthed creature I've ever heard,'' he sighed. ''Maybe if we put my parrot with your parrot he would teach mine how to pray and stop cursing so much.''
The woman readily agreed to this and a few days later the gentleman brought his parrot by. The woman's parrot sat praying in the bottom of the cage as they placed the female inside with him. The parrot instantly stopped praying, hopped up, looked the female over and shouted, ''Hot damn!! This is what I've been praying for!!''
Nice jokes?
Let me no................
:wink: :lol:
Do u guys really like me puttin jokes and stuff on ma site, if not, SAY SO!!!
and if yes, STILL SAY SO!!!
|
|
|
| |
| The Blind Guy Polemic |
| 03.21.04 (12:43 pm) [edit] |
[i][u]The Blind Guy Polemic [/u][/i]
An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."
:lol: :wink:
Now that WAS funny!!!! :wink:
hehehehehe, he need to visit some optical store, 2 buy some galsses on his next anniversary! :wink:
lol
|
|
|
| |
| Famous Sexual Quotes |
| 03.17.04 (11:44 am) [edit] |
[i][u]Famous Sexual Quotes [/u][/i] :wink: :lol:
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-- Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert DE Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
Nice ?
Let me know.................... :wink: :arrow:
|
|
|
| |
| Pakistan WINS the second ODI against India~!!! |
| 03.16.04 (11:10 am) [edit] |
Today was a Busy day :?
I got up at ten in da mornin, did some stuff on the computer, then at one o'clock left for skool, actually skool is over at one-thirty pm, but i didn't go to skool today!
So when i reached skool, i left with Ali to his house together with Hammad and Hamza. There i had lunch and the started watchin the second ODI of Pakistan against India, well, the match was very impressive as Pakistan won the toss, decided to bat first, made 329 runs losin 6 wicket, givin India a target of 330 runs in 50 overs!
India was slow in the beginin, but toward the end, we almost lost hope, but then Shoaib Akhtar, Shahid Afridi, and Mohammad Sami made a come back, with a stunnin 141 runs by SR Tendulkar , who's wicket was taken by Shoaib Malik, v won by 12 runs!!
This was a very exitin match and i learned alot bout cricket form this match!!
LOVE PAKISTAN, B PROUD 2 B A PAKISTANI~!!!!!!!
|
|
|
| |
| Confession |
| 03.16.04 (10:49 am) [edit] |
[i][u]Confession [/u][/i]
This is another of the gay jokes............. :lol:
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
Now that was really funny!!
Enjoyed it?, let me no~!!!
|
|
|
| |
| Appearances Can Be Deceiving |
| 03.16.04 (10:47 am) [edit] |
[i][u]Appearances Can Be Deceiving [/u][/i]
This is a BIG Gay Joke................... :lol: :wink:
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!" :wink: :lol:
Liked it, i was actually laughin hard when i had finished readin this one!
Let me no how u ppl, feel bout ma jokes and riddles?!! :arrow:
|
|
|
| |
| Student ATM |
| 03.13.04 (8:54 am) [edit] |
[b][i][u]Student ATM [/u][/i][/b]
As a poor student, these are things you definitely would NOT want to see happen at the ATM...
* You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper.", and ejects your card.
* You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.
* You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.
* You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.
* You think you've got £100 in your account and go to take out £50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.
* You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well." -or-
"Wanted by the environmental police for creating unnecessary paper trash.
Man............. Imagine that happenin to someone!! :lol:
Damn, i certainly wouldn't want that to b me!!
Tell me whether u liked it or not!
I am waitin 4 u'r comment! :wink: :D
|
|
|
| |
| Nerd Bicycle |
| 03.12.04 (12:32 pm) [edit] |
[i][b][u]Nerd Bicycle [/u][/b][/i]:shock:
[i][u]U MUST READ THIS, IT IS REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!![/u][/i] :lol: :wink:
A nerd :shock: was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd:shock: , rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd :shock: was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd :shock: replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd :shock: nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." :shock: :shock:
Thank God i am not a nerd!!:shock: :shock:
Liked the joke?
Let me know................... :wink: :D :lol:
|
|
|
| |
| Bartender and Drink |
| 03.12.04 (12:21 pm) [edit] |
[b][i][u]Bartender and Drink [/u][/i][/b]
Answer this:
One day two men walked into the bar. Both men were exactly alike, a clone you could say. They both sat down for the bartender to fix them a drink. The first man sat down, waited on the bartender to fix his drink. When it was given to him he drunk it very fast, left, and had a happy life. The next man sat down, and waited on the bartender to fix his drink. When the drink was given to him he drunk it very slowly, and died right there on the spot. Why did the first man live but the second man die?
.
Y??
Ans. is in the comments, as always.............
Chk u'rself and tell us how u did! :wink: :lol: :D
|
|
|
| |
| Naked Man in Desert |
| 03.12.04 (10:29 am) [edit] |
[b][i][u]Naked Man in Desert [/u][/i][/b]
Well, this is just a riddle, no need to get all horney and stuff.............. :wink: :lol:
One sunny afternoon, three men go for a ride on a hot air balloon over the Sahara desert. An hour into the trip, the balloon begins to lose altitude. A month later, someone finds one of the ballooners laying on the desert sand dead, naked, and holding half a toothpick. What happened to him?
Got the answer?
Obviously not, like me :( !!!
The ans. is in the comments,c hk it out and tell us how well u did!!! :wink: :D
|
|
|
| |
| Twelve minus One equals Nine?? |
| 03.11.04 (1:10 pm) [edit] |
Take 12 toothpicks, pencils, or q-tips. Now subtract one, Now you should have 9 in front of you. Did you do it right?
I didn't do it right~!!!
The ans.??
The ans. is hidden in the comments!!
Chk and c , were u right, let us no 2~~!!!!!!!
:wink: :lol: :D
|
|
|
| |
| Deductive Reasoning |
| 03.11.04 (12:34 pm) [edit] |
[i][b][u]Deductive Reasoning[/u][/b][/i]
Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living.
Neighbor 1: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.
Man: Deductive reasoning? What is that?
Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.
Man: That's right.
Neighbor 1: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.
Man: Right again.
Neighbor 1: Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife.
Man: Correct.
Neighbor 1: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.
Man: Yup.
Neighbor 1: That is deductive reasoning.
Man: Cool.
.....Later that same day...
Man: Hey I was talking to that new neighbor next door.
Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?
Man: Yes, and he has an interesting job.
Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah? What does he do?
Man: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.
Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning? What's that?
Man: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?
Neighbor 2: No.
Man: Faggot.
:wink: :lol: :D
Liked it or not, let me know......................
|
|
|
| |
| Quick Eye Exam... |
| 03.11.04 (5:01 am) [edit] |
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three?
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The reasoning is further down...
The brain cannot process the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius
Three is normal.
:lol: :wink: :arrow:
Wondering how many i counted?
Three!!!!! :wink: :lol: :D
How many did u count? :P :lol:
|
|
|
| |
| My Computer is "cursed" |
| 03.09.04 (10:30 am) [edit] |
Today i am blogin after a couple of days, well i had no time!
Not that i was studying like a geek or somethin, but that i was fixin my computer.
I think some one has [i]cursed [/i]my computer!
About a month ago, b4 i went to Pakistan 4 eid, I had a cd-rom time out, got my asskicked while tryin to fix it, but fixed it atlast!
Then my powersupply'z fuze blew up, and mr tryin to b a smart ass, tryed to bypass the fuze by a steel wire, and again got wasted by blowin the whole thing up!
Like that was not enough, next thing i no, my HDD is not detected anymore, man was it a hectic job triyin to figure that out! Still i couldn't fix it, so i had to buy another 80GB HDD, and keep my lovely 20GB aside.
ahhhhhh, then i couldn't get my computer to install windows on to the new HDD, i got tired and gave to my friend to fix it!
Then when i came back from Pakistan, "UREKA" my windows is corrupted! I didn't have much trouble in fixin that as had done it tonz of time b4, but come on man, it takes time!!
Hmmmmm........ wat happened next....... Ya..... my cd-rom again stopped readin any cdz, again, but it wasn't a cd-rom time out this time.
I couldn't figure out wat it was at frist, but then i decided to open up the cd-rom and investigate, it was quite complecated but i figured out ways of openin it, i didn't care how i opened it, even if it would have cost me a new cd-rom!
Believe it or not, i kept on unscrewin parts until the lence alone was in my hand! I cleaned the lence, put the screws back, and pluged in the rom................ then i get to no the cd-rom tray is not commin out!
I opened it all over agin, this time with pace as i already new about it, i figured out that the gears were out of place, got that fixed and pluged it back again. Thank god it worked this time!
That happened last Thursday, and today i got the Office 2003 cd, which supports only Windows 2000 and XP, so i'll have to reinstall windows!
Well, as u could notice that my dear computer is cursed..................
wat else is happenin in life............
I am not goin to skool tommorow! ([i]as always)[/i]
:lol: but still u gotta keep smilin and livin life
As i said " Love wife, live life"!! :wink: :lol:
|
|
|
| |
| Party was OK! |
| 03.07.04 (12:35 pm) [edit] |
Well looks like there is no body visiting my site any more, but who cares!
Today i went to a party at my dads office, was pretty kool. Although i didn't have alot of [i]fun[/i] :wink:
Well i am feeling so bored now, that i am goin to watch Finding Nemo now, i don't mean to sy it is bad but .....................
Tomorrow i am not goin to skool, who wants be bored anyways, [i]Not me[/i], oh no noway!
Besides i gotta fix my computer!
Ahhhhhhhhhh
:shock:
I am sleepy so i think i shall go and watch Findin Nemo............... so c ya later ppl :arrow:
|
|
|
| |
| Karachi Rulz!! (THE CITY OF LIGHTS) |
| 03.05.04 (1:58 pm) [edit] |
[i]This is wat my friend made bout our city, Karachi:
Read it and tell me how u feel bout it...................[/i]
[u]THIS IS KARACHI[/u]
A CITY WHERE EVERY THING IS POSSIBLE ESPECIALLY IMPOSSIBLE
WHERE LOVERS FIRST LOVE THEN MARRY
WHERE THERE IS PLACE FOR EVERY TOM DICK & HARRY
WHERE TELEPHONE BILLS MAKE A PERSON ILL
WHERE A PERSON CANNOT SLEEP WITHOUT A PILL
WHERE CARBONDIOXIDE IS MORE THAN OXYGEN
WHERE THE ROAD IS CONSIDERED TO BE A DUSTBIN
WHERE COLLEGE CANTEEN ARE FULL AND CLASSES EMPTY
WHERE ADAM TEASING IS ALSO MAKING AN ENTRY
WHERE A CYCLE REACHES FASTER THEN A CAR
WHERE EVERY ONE THINKS HIMSELF TO BE A STAR
WHERE SKY SCRAPPER OVERLOOK THE SUM
WHERE HOUSES COLLAPSE AS THE MOONSOON COMES
WHERE PEOPLE FIRST ACT AND THEN THINK
WHERE THERE IS MORE WATER IN THE PEN THEN INK
WHERE THE ROADS SEE-SAW IN MOONSOON
WHERE THE BAGGERS BECOME RICH SOON
WHERE THE ROADS ARE LEVELLED WHEN THE MINISTER ARRIVES
WHERE COLLEGE ADMISSION MEANS HARD CASH
WHERE COMMENT IS FREQUENTLY MIXED WITH ASH
[i]THIS IS KARACHI MY DEAR
BUT DON’T FEAR JUST CHEER
COME TO KARACHI EVERY YEAR[/i]
:wink: :wink: :lol:
|
|
|
| |
| New Style!! |
| 03.05.04 (12:33 pm) [edit] |
Well, i thought that the old coloring was lookin dull, so i thought maybe i should change some color settingz! :wink:
So there it is, all Black and White, How'z it, like it?
:P
Poooooooffff!!!
Tomorrow is skool again, Damn it!!!
How fast did the weak end roll away?:oops: :oops:
And i didn't even do the Chemistry Homework, But.................. Who cares!!
:D 8) :wink: :twisted:
|
|
|
| |
| As ahead |
| 03.04.04 (11:22 am) [edit] |
Well, AS examz r only bout 75 days away, and i still haven't started studyin, yet.
Well actually i did, i did some mechanics study today...
I completely agree with Mafaz, lets go back in time and [i]KILL Newton [/i]once and 4 all! :twisted:
:wink:
|
|
|
| |
| So now that i am back, here is a good joke 4 u all.......... |
| 03.03.04 (12:07 pm) [edit] |
[i][u][b]A SARDAR JI......WITH HIS IDEA OF KIDNAPING[/b][/u][/i]
Well, now here goes a joke, hope u'll like it, leave a comment even if u don't!
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "[i]I've kidnapped you[/i]." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnappedyour kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground".[u]Signed, "[i]A Sardarji[/i]".[/u]The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and [i]found [/i]the $10,000 with a note saying, "[i][u]How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!" [/u][/i]
Man these Indian Sardar'z r stupid and funny!! :lol: :wink:
|
|
|
| |
| I Am BACK |
| 03.03.04 (11:59 am) [edit] |
At last i have resumed updating my blog.
I had completely 4gotten bout it, man Alevel is [i]screwed[/i] :x
Well now that i am back, may be i can share my great moments of life with u'all.
So stay tuned 4 more fun!! :wink: :lol: :twisted:
|
|
|
| |
|
W E L C O M E !!!!
You are Visitor Number :
Dell Laptop
BEWARE!!
| Saad's Blog may explode without warning | M
EXPLOSIVE |
From Go-Quiz.com
MY MOOD:
TIME AND WEATHER :
| S | Strong | | A | Altruistic | | A | Appealing | | D | Dramatic |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
This is wat i THINK i am accordin to wat the computer can generate:
How to make ME:
| How to make a Saad |
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts empathy |
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
|
