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| Marriage(with programming concepts) |
| 06.28.04 (10:12 am) [edit] |
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Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
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Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
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Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
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Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
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Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
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Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
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Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive........ yet one never knows when it will crash........
Arranged Marriage is like Unix..boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.
Hmmmm, no personel comment as i am NOT married! :wink:
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| Deductive Reasoning |
| 06.26.04 (1:32 pm) [edit] |
[u][i]Deductive Reasoning[/i][/u]
Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living.
Neighbor 1: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.
Man: Deductive reasoning? What is that?
Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.
Man: That's right.
Neighbor 1: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.
Man: Right again.
Neighbor 1: Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife.
Man: Correct.
Neighbor 1: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.
Man: Yup.
Neighbor 1: That is deductive reasoning.
Man: Cool.
.....Later that same day...
Man: Hey I was talking to that new neighbor next door.
Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?
Man: Yes, and he has an interesting job.
Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah? What does he do?
Man: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.
Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning? What's that?
Man: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?
Neighbor 2: No.
Man: Faggot.
Did i post this joke b4?
:wink: :lol:
( well for those who care, my A-level examz r over, nad i am havin total fun, i also bought a new BenQ camera today.......)
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| I always wanted to say this to u, do u.... do u............?? |
| 06.23.04 (6:58 am) [edit] |
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for
this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while
and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and
soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you
can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very
desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot
of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all
the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush
any longer so...
[i]Do you have a piece of gum?[/i]
hehehe, wat were u thinkin of? :lol:
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| THE Elephant joke! |
| 06.21.04 (1:22 pm) [edit] |
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So
they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they
end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the
elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, what
is that long thing?"
His mother replies, "That, son, is the elephant's trunk."
"No, at the other end."
"That, son is the tail."
"No, mummy, the thing under the elephant."
A short embarrassed silence after which she replies,
"That's nothing."
The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being
satisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question.
"Daddy, what is that long thing?"
"That's the trunk, son," replies the father.
"No at the other end."
"Oh, that is the tail."
"No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation.
"That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?"
"Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.
Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."
heheheheheeheheh :wink: :lol:
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| BIG or small Gold Coins? ;) |
| 06.18.04 (6:56 am) [edit] |
One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some candy to take home for me and my 7-year old son. It was a bag of Gold Coins (Gold Foil-covered chocolate candy coins). There were many sizes, from dime to dollar. I took the bag home, and me and my son opened the bag and ate all of the coins, my son taking the bigger dollar-sized ones and me taking the smaller ones.
The next day, my wife, my son and I stopped at the Pharmacy again to pick up a few things. While my wife and I were shopping, we noticed that my son had picked up a Gold Coin Condom. Before we could catch him, he took it up to the counter and asked the Pharmacist, "What's this?"
The woman, looking very serious, said, "That's a condom, son."
To which my son replied, "My daddy BOUGHT me some of these yesterday!"
With a disgusted look on her face, the Pharmacist replied, "Those are NOT for children, young man."
And finally, my son replied, "Then I'll buy this one for my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!"
(this joke is NOT told by me or on me.)
which ones would u buy?
:lol:
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| Kinky Farmer ;) |
| 06.15.04 (8:57 am) [edit] |
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot
summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big
bundle of wire.
"Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that wire?"
"Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's
chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!"
"You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
"Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at
the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens
caught in his chicken wire.
Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid
comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape.
"Hey kid!" the farmer yells. "Where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this
here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch
me some ducks!"
"You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" the farmer yells back. "Sure I
can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end
of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid had a
whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape.
The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes
walking down the road carrying a stick.
"Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that stick?"
"Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here's pussy willow."
"Hang on," the farmer says, "I'll get my hat."
:wink: :lol:
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| Ass fragrance????? |
| 06.15.04 (2:35 am) [edit] |
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ass fragrance?
who the f*** will buy tht? :lol:
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| is u'r keyboard ok? chk here!! |
| 06.13.04 (8:01 am) [edit] |
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do u have an "any key" ???
:lol: :wink:
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| Does u'r teacher suck!!! |
| 06.12.04 (11:29 pm) [edit] |
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hehehe, i guess thts true with me too!!! :wink: :lol:
how bout u ?
Vote if u'r teacher suxz or not!!
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| weird wife.............. |
| 06.12.04 (9:30 am) [edit] |
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i wonder if any wife would have really said tht?
:lol:
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| Sry, 2 all women!!!! |
| 06.12.04 (6:45 am) [edit] |
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ya i no, most of Tblog is filled with women!
so i am goona ge ma ass kicked!
(especially by Krazedone!!!)
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| Who loves cats, vote here!!! |
| 06.12.04 (5:59 am) [edit] |
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Actually i hate cats, so who is supportin me? :wink:
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| Today's funny pic......... |
| 06.11.04 (11:05 am) [edit] |
So. todays funny pics is.........................
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hows it? :lol:
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| Todays funny pics |
| 06.09.04 (8:13 am) [edit] |
Ok, here r todays funny pics..................
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hehehe, nice? :wink: :lol:
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| todays funny pics |
| 06.08.04 (10:35 am) [edit] |
Ok, here r todays funny pics...................
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............. :wink: :lol:
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| TODAYS HOT FUNNY PICS>>>>>>>>>> |
| 06.08.04 (6:58 am) [edit] |
TODAYS HOT FUNNY PICS
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strange rather thn funny huh?
:wink: :lol:
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| TODAY's JOKE..................... |
| 06.07.04 (5:56 am) [edit] |
Lawyer Waiting In Line
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "Im a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
heheehehe :wink:
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| Today's Joke! |
| 06.06.04 (9:16 am) [edit] |
Ok, here is todays joke..................
A girl goes to the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?", asks the doctor.
"Oh my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his sweatshirt, even when we make love", she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?", asks the doctor.
"Oh my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his sweatshirt, even when we make love", she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest.
"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
She replies, "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, why do you
ask?"
lemme no how u liked it,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :wink: :lol:
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| WORM info. and kool clinton- algore joke!!!! |
| 06.05.04 (9:47 am) [edit] |
Ok, now this is too much.
up to spam it was ok, but these f**kin new wormz!!
damn e'm,, they replicate from u'r friends email.
and here one i got (one of millions i got)
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[i]Hello!
I have spent much time for the new document.
Yours sincerely
+++ X-Attachment-Type: document
+++ X-Attachment-Status: no virus found
+++ Powered by the new MCAfee OnlineAntiVirus
+++ Homepage: www.mcafee.com[/i]
and the attcchment was blocked by hotmail!!!
Sayin..............
[i]Hotmail has permanently blocked the following potentially unsafe attachment(s): new_document5.pif (0.02 MB) More Info... [/i]
man this suxz, my cdrom is gone too, and my 60 Gb hdd has a virus on it, thnx to ma sis!
AWWw, my computer is dyin!! HEEELLPPPPPP!!!!!
neways, no time for worries..............
so chill and read this new joke...............
[i]
Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't believe that’s a good idea. I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU."
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'…" [/i]
hehehehe :wink: :lol:
hows it? :shock: :D
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| Prince Joke |
| 06.05.04 (9:11 am) [edit] |
Chk out this joke i got via email..............
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own
was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince
could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the
words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following
year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of
letter writing or sign language.) One day he met a beautiful princess
(ruby lips, golden hair,sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so
that he could look at her and say "my darling". But at the end of the
two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he
waited threemore years without speaking (bringing the total number of
silent years to 5).But at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her
to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no
bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and
romantic
place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred
red
roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his,
said
huskily, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?" And the
princess
tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her
sapphire eyes
in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said:
......Well, guess what she said ..........
......come on, guess what could she have said..............
...........well, she said..............
PARDON?"
heheheheeh :wink: :lol:
This one really made me laugh!
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| Funny pics!!! |
| 06.04.04 (10:26 am) [edit] |
here r some new pics i got...............
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hehehe, nice huh!!
:wink: :lol: :P
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| Drownin diver! |
| 06.04.04 (7:37 am) [edit] |
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.
The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep
without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING, YOU MORON!!!"
heheheeh!!! ;)
:wink: :lol:
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| Pazza hut gettin wasted! |
| 06.03.04 (5:22 am) [edit] |
Chk out this new pic i got..............
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hehe kool huh?
(i also have a chatter box on masit, u can also use it as a shout box!)
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| New government tax form....... |
| 06.02.04 (8:25 am) [edit] |
Chk out this new tax form tht all the governments round the world wanna implement...............
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wat do u think.
kool huh, only if YOU are in the government!!
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Kool huh?, not me the pic! lol
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| Poor bank ppl!! |
| 06.01.04 (5:34 am) [edit] |
Man bein in the bank is dangerous!
chk this out.............
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wat do u say, kick ass huh? :lol: :wink: poor bank guys!!
hehehehe
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W E L C O M E !!!!
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Dell Laptop
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| Saad's Blog may explode without warning | M
EXPLOSIVE |
From Go-Quiz.com
MY MOOD:
TIME AND WEATHER :
| S | Strong | | A | Altruistic | | A | Appealing | | D | Dramatic |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
This is wat i THINK i am accordin to wat the computer can generate:
How to make ME:
| How to make a Saad |
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts empathy |
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
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